David Koechner
Movie Review: A Week Away
Although it will not give any of history’s great love stories any enduring competition, A Week Away manages to offer an occasionally feel-good musical romance.
Trailer Trashin’: Christmas Gets Horrific in the Krampus Official Trailer
Sorry that it’s been a while, dear readers. A combination of computer trouble and being busy with other things has kept me away for the last couple weeks. But the column is finally back, and this week’s Trailer Trashin’ takes a look at the upcoming horror-comedy Krampus. Premise: When his dysfunctional family clashes over the holidays, young Max (Emjay Anthony) is disillusioned and turns his back ...[Read More]
Movie Review: Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues
Ron Burgundy is back! Just as arrogant and charming as we remember. But Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues is strictly for fans alone. It will be completely unappreciated by anyone that does not get the epic nuances of the masterful Will Ferrell. The storyline is based in the early 1980s and the beginning of the currently popular twenty-four-hours-a-day-news trend. The first station to offer this i...[Read More]
Movie Review: Final Destination 5
I have a theory about why Death works the way it does in the Final Destination series: it’s bored. It gives someone the ability to see what’s going to happen, and then sees what he does in order to survive (or she, in the case of Final Destination 3) and/or save the lives of those around them, before squashing them like a bug and moving on to the next group. I present this theory because, well, af...[Read More]